SOUTH REGIONALROUND 1 Ohio State Buckeyes Winner: Blue Devils – This will be a quick fight with the Blue Devil using his weapon to poke Brutus's eye out and then chucking the dagger in his heart. << back to bracket
Winner: Cougars – Normally you would think a Musketeer with a rifle would be able to shoot a Cougar but this Cougars got hops. I see this Cougar evading any sort of attack by the Musketeer and pouncing on him. << back to bracket
University of Tennessee Volunteers Winner: 49ers – This mascot looks like he would handle the Volunteer dog rather easily with his axe. << back to bracket
Virginia Cavaliers Winner: Cavaliers – A Cavalier with a sword definitely beats any Dane. << back to bracket
Louisville Cardinals Winner: Louisville << back to bracket
Texas A & M Aggies Winner: Texas A & M – Aggies win by default here. << back to bracket
Nevada Wolfpack Winner: Wolfpack – A wolf can definitely beat a flimsy bird. << back to bracket
Memphis Tigers Winner: Tigers – That's a pretty mean looking bird but Tigers, no matter how friendly they are, win this battle. << back to bracket
ROUND 2 Central Connecticut State Blue Devils Winner: Cougars – Cougars win again because that Cougar can do some pretty cool stuff. << back to bracket
Long Beach State 49ers Winner: 49ers – The axe beats the sword in another quick battle. << back to bracket
Louisville Cardinals Winner: Cardinals – Usually a dog would be able to beat a bird but that was the only picture I could find for A & M and quite frankly, this Cardinal looks tougher. << back to bracket
Nevada Wolfpack Winner: Tigers – I envision a Tiger being quicker and stronger then a Wolf. << back to bracket
SWEET 16BYU Cougars Winner: Cougars – This Cougar just looks to quick and too cool to get stopped by the big, burly and likely slow 49er. << back to bracket
Louisville Cardinals Winner: Tigers – The Cardinals run is over as the Tiger takes longer then expected to catch him but eventually pounces and wins. << back to bracket
ELITE 8Winner: Cougars – I think of Cougars as being faster then Tigers. Oh yea and this one again has better hops then Gerald Green (this year's slam dunk champion). << back to bracket
WEST REGIONALROUND 1 Kansas Jayhawks Winner: Niagara – I am not sure what a Purple Eagles is but I think it is going to be able to beat both a Rattler and then a Jayhawks. << back to bracket
Kentucky Wildcats Winner: Villanova – Nova's Wildcat just looks a lot tougher then Kentucky. Besides Will D. Cat (Nova) is a better name then The Wildcat ( Kentucky). << back to bracket
Virginia Tech Hokies Winner: Fighting Illini – This tournament marks the last great run for Chief Illiniwek. << back to bracket
Southern Illinois Salukis Winner: Crusaders – Not sure what a Saluki is, but I definitely didn't think it was that. Crusaders, who have a pretty cool mascot, win this one. << back to bracket
Duke Blue Devils Winner: Blue Devils – I don't like Blue Devils but they won't have any problems in a fight against a Ram. << back to bracket
Pittsburgh Panthers Winner: Panthers – I didn't realize that a Raider was a type of dog. As much as I dislike Pitt's fans and its mascots, they win this one pretty easily. << back to bracket
Indiana Hoosiers don't have a mascot Winner: Gonzaga << back to bracket
UCLA Bruins Winner: Bruins – Usually Wildcats don't look that wimpy, Bruins win this one. << back to bracket
ROUND 2 Niagara University Purple Eagles Winner: Purple Eagles – I can just see Will D. Cat having that same pose but with his eye's poked out before he gets housed by the Eagle. << back to bracket
Illinois Fighting Illini Winner: Crusaders – The time has come for Chief Illiniwek to be retired. Chief tries to hurl a spear at the Crusader but can't pierce the armor. << back to bracket
Duke Blue Devils Winner: Blue Devils – This Blue Devil looks like he has some superhero powers plus he's gotta be smart because he is from Duke. This battle isn't really close. << back to bracket
Winner: Bruins – This Bruin is just too big to get beat by the smaller Bulldog. << back to bracket
SWEET 16 Niagara University Purple Eagles Winner: Crusaders – This space-aged Crusader uses his laser to fry the Purple Eagle. << back to bracket
Winner: Blue Devils – The powerful combination of super hero powers and smarts is too much for the Bruins << back to bracket
ELITE 8 Holy Cross Crusaders Winner: Crusaders – Classic battle between the space-age Crusader and a super hero. The Crusader who has a laser sword like in Star Wars wins an epic after burning the Blue Devil's (which is also the clever name of the mascot) weapon and forces surrender. << back to bracket
MIDWEST REGIONALROUND 1 Florida Gators Winner: Gators – Any Gator that can beat Steve Irwin can beat a flimsy looking tiger. << back to bracket
Arizona Wildcats Winner: Wildcats – Any wildcat who can surf the crowd like that automatically advances to the next round, especially, when it's going up against a blown up little guy….Which then makes me wonder what a Boilermaker is. << back to bracket
Butler Bulldogs Winner: Bulldogs – Unlike what I predicted in my NCAA picks, Butler will win here because Bulldogs are tougher then Monarchs. << back to bracket
Maryland Terrapins Winner: Wildcats – Although that is an insanely big turtle, he stands no chance against a Wildcat. << back to bracket
Notre Dame Fighting Irish Winner: Eagles – Usually you have to like the luck of the Irish but that Eagle looks pretty sick. << back to bracket
University of Oregon Ducks Winner: Ducks – Gotta go with Oregon because that mascot looks like Donald Duck in an Oregon uniform, and because that Redhawk looks real lame. << back to bracket
UNLV Running Rebels Winner: Running Rebels – This is a quick shootout with the Rebels easily destroying the YellowJackets. << back to bracket
Wisconsin Badgers Winner: TAMCC Islanders – The Islander uses his voodoo - like powers to control the Badger and force him to kick his own butt. << back to bracket
ROUND 2 Florida Gators Winner: Gators – The Gator is able to lure the Wildcat near the water and win this battle rather easily. << back to bracket
Butler Bulldogs Winner: Bulldogs – Same reason why Bulldogs were able to beat their first round opponent, they are a lot tougher looking then this Wildcat. << back to bracket
Winthrop Eagles Winner: Eagles – This Eagle will fly in and quickly finishes this battle against Donald the Duck. << back to bracket
UNLV Running Rebels Winner: Islanders – The voodoo comes through again as it is able to control the Running Rebels and make them shoot themselves. << back to bracket
SWEET 16 Florida Gators Winner: Gators – Bulldogs are tough but not when they go up against Gators. << back to bracket
Winthrop Eagles Winner: Eagles – voodoo only works on humans. This Eagle evades the only thing the Islander had going for him and wins rather easily. << back to bracket
ELITE 8 Florida Gators Winner: Eagles – Gator tries to bait the Eagle but the Eagle is too swift and is able to win by poking the eyes out (envision the Gator looking like the one Chubbs from Happy Gilmore got to) before going in for the kill. << back to bracket
EAST REGIONALROUND 1North Carolina Tar Heels Winner: Colonels – There is no way that a Ram (Tar Heel) can beat a Colonel, its just that simple. << back to bracket
Marquette Golden Eagles Winner: Spartans – I know that I gave the Winthrop Eagles a lot more props but Marquette's Eagle looks a lot lamer. The Spartan wins this one rather easily. << back to bracket
Southern California Trojans Mascot is Traveller the Horse Winner: Trojans – although I wish that USC's official mascot was actually a Trojan and not a horse, the horse tramples the Razorback rather easily. << back to bracket
University of Texas Longhorns Winner: Longhorns – Longhorns win because it takes two cowboys, according to the picture, to tame it. One Aggie is not going to get the job done. << back to bracket
Vanderbilt Commodores Winner: Colonials – This is a battle between two old men, and GW wins because it's able to outsmart Vandy's Commodore. << back to bracket
Oral Roberts Golden Eagles Winner: Cougars – Cougars easily destroy the Eagles in this one. << back to bracket
Boston College Eagles Winner: Red Raiders – This Zorro look-a-like, easily shoots down BC's Eagle, quickly ending this fight. << back to bracket
Georgetown Hoyas Winner: Hoyas – The real version of a Hoya looks a lot tougher then Belmont's mascot. Hoya sinks his teeth into the furry Bruin, devouring it for lunch. << back to bracket
ROUND 2Eastern Kentucky University Colonels Winner: Spartans – You would think that a Colonel who has a gun would be able to beat a Spartan with a sword but this Colonel is too old and misses every time he shoots at the Spartan who is able to evade all bullets and destroy the Colonel. << back to bracket
Southern California Trojans Mascot is Traveller the Horse Winner: Longhorns – The Longhorn is able to quickly undercut Traveller the Horse with his horns, and win rather easily. << back to bracket
George Washington Colonials Winner: Cougars – Cougars are faster and more ferocious then Colonials. It's only a matter of time before the Cougars are able to defeat the brainy Colonial. << back to bracket
Texas Tech Red Raiders Winner: Red Raiders – As much as I like the real life Hoya, it isn't a match for the Zorro-like Red Raider who is able to tame the Hoya and then defeat it. << back to bracket
SWEET 16Michigan State Spartans Winner: Longhorns – The Longhorn is able to scare the Spartan once it's released from its ropes and send the Spartan running back to Sparta. << back to bracket
Washington State Cougars Winner: Cougars – The Cougar first attacks the horse and then once the Red Raider is on the ground the Cougar is able to quickly defeat him too. << back to bracket
ELITE 8University of Texas Longhorns Winners: Cougars – Cougars win rather easily because they are too fast for the slow-footed Longhorn. << back to bracket
FINAL FOURHOLY CROSS CRUSADERS Winner: Crusaders: The Crusader is able to melt the protecting gold armor (with the laser sword) that the Eagle possesses and then ultimately win. << back to bracket
BYU COUGARS Winner: Washington State: In the battle to win the rights of being named the ultimate Cougar, Washington State wins because of Butch's versatility which can be seen in this slide show. << back to bracket
CHAMPIONSHIP GAMEHOLY CROSS CRUSADERS Winner: Washington State – This Cougar can do it all, he can jump, fly in airplanes and hangs out in style as seen in the slide show that was in the final four match up. Butch, in this battle, is able to uses his airplane-flying skills to evade the lethal laser possessed by the Crusader and win. << back to bracket |
